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things I would submit to fandomsecrets if they weren't so obvious

To kill time waiting for the real f!s to go up. And because Anna told me to.

I wish I RPd or had the silly habit of falling in love with people of my own gender through male gay porn, but I don't so I couldn't make a secret of that kind. I also couldn't make a secret about how I secretly dislike so-and-so person on my flist, because I dislike wasting time on people I dislike. I obviously fail at fandom secrets.

Comments (11)

Anna:

YAY! This is what F!S should be like...

Bobby:

"I'd hit it with the fist of an angry god".

Alicia, if you could have heard the laugh I let out just now...

Alicia:

>> Anna

INORITE? Full of pretty!


>> Bobby

Why, did I say it wrong? XD And I would! Obvious secret is obvious.

Bobby:

You said it perfectly, it's just so very DESCRIPTIVE- it tickled me very much, and it is clearly trufax.

M:

These are awesome. I used to get a kick out of the fluffy Mylar fics but nowadays they bug the hell out of me. Give me canon Mylar any day of the week.

Amanda:

I've only submitted obvious secrets, so why should that stop you?

Oh man, I didn't think anyone but us read our cracktastic conversations, but if it actually somehow contributed to someone's insanity? AWESOME.

Alicia:

>> Bobby

Ahh! I like it too, it's sad f!s doesn't have a lot of fist-of-god secrets these days. "I'd hit it" just isn't the same.

(I thought maybe you were laughing at the comment about the nose. I thought I should add it because ... people here know just how much I adore that broken nose. But I wouldn't hit it just to break it again! Honest!)


>> M

As the secret says I think guilty pleasure Mylar fluff is nice and all (though I have to say I vastly prefer crack over fluff), but after a while I came to realize that people meant it seriously when they wrote fic about Momo and Sysy and their five adorable adopted and mpregged darling children and PTA meetings. That's when I went o_O and stepped away. Slowly.

Mylar as it is on the show is just ... perfect, yeah. I'm starting to think I don't need Mylar fandom. :P


>> Amanda

You're right. I should submit a couple of those ...

Wouldn't that be EPIC? I've been suspecting it and no one has denied it yet so I'm going to make it my canon now: we drove her to it!!!!!

Violent:

I read that as "hit it with the flist of an angry god," and pictured Zeus getting all pissy about something posted to Pantheon_Secrets and calling on everyone to spam Vulcan or somebody with thunderbolts.

When/where was this now-infamous disrespectful conversation? I gave heroes_macros a once-over but gave up before I found it.

I kind of hate that shiny plasticky-looking jacket. My armpits start to sweat just looking at it.

Alicia:

The conversation took place in the macros series in which I implied Sylar is tiny. (That must have been so hard on her -- insults of Sylar and disrespectful jokes about ZQ's penis? Simultaneously? Brain asplody!)

lolol, Pantheon_Secrets NEEDS to exist.

Violent:

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

I think the cosmic purpose of the entire Freetheelves2 wank was just to lead me on the path to see that macro set.

Alicia:

Fate works in mysterious ways, huh. XD Oh, Elfy, you make fandom such a joyous place! (For the most part. Except when it's too much and I feel like puking.)

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