To kill time waiting for the real f!s to go up. And because Anna told me to.




I wish I RPd or had the silly habit of falling in love with people of my own gender through male gay porn, but I don't so I couldn't make a secret of that kind. I also couldn't make a secret about how I secretly dislike so-and-so person on my flist, because I dislike wasting time on people I dislike. I obviously fail at fandom secrets.
Comments (11)
YAY! This is what F!S should be like...
March 2, 2008 11:58 PM
"I'd hit it with the fist of an angry god".
Alicia, if you could have heard the laugh I let out just now...
March 3, 2008 12:00 AM
>> Anna
INORITE? Full of pretty!
>> Bobby
Why, did I say it wrong? XD And I would! Obvious secret is obvious.
March 3, 2008 12:05 AM
You said it perfectly, it's just so very DESCRIPTIVE- it tickled me very much, and it is clearly trufax.
March 3, 2008 12:18 AM
These are awesome. I used to get a kick out of the fluffy Mylar fics but nowadays they bug the hell out of me. Give me canon Mylar any day of the week.
March 3, 2008 4:37 AM
I've only submitted obvious secrets, so why should that stop you?
Oh man, I didn't think anyone but us read our cracktastic conversations, but if it actually somehow contributed to someone's insanity? AWESOME.
March 3, 2008 7:59 AM
>> Bobby
Ahh! I like it too, it's sad f!s doesn't have a lot of fist-of-god secrets these days. "I'd hit it" just isn't the same.
(I thought maybe you were laughing at the comment about the nose. I thought I should add it because ... people here know just how much I adore that broken nose. But I wouldn't hit it just to break it again! Honest!)
>> M
As the secret says I think guilty pleasure Mylar fluff is nice and all (though I have to say I vastly prefer crack over fluff), but after a while I came to realize that people meant it seriously when they wrote fic about Momo and Sysy and their five adorable adopted and mpregged darling children and PTA meetings. That's when I went o_O and stepped away. Slowly.
Mylar as it is on the show is just ... perfect, yeah. I'm starting to think I don't need Mylar fandom. :P
>> Amanda
You're right. I should submit a couple of those ...
Wouldn't that be EPIC? I've been suspecting it and no one has denied it yet so I'm going to make it my canon now: we drove her to it!!!!!
March 3, 2008 8:17 AM
I read that as "hit it with the flist of an angry god," and pictured Zeus getting all pissy about something posted to Pantheon_Secrets and calling on everyone to spam Vulcan or somebody with thunderbolts.
When/where was this now-infamous disrespectful conversation? I gave heroes_macros a once-over but gave up before I found it.
I kind of hate that shiny plasticky-looking jacket. My armpits start to sweat just looking at it.
March 3, 2008 10:50 AM
The conversation took place in the macros series in which I implied Sylar is tiny. (That must have been so hard on her -- insults of Sylar and disrespectful jokes about ZQ's penis? Simultaneously? Brain asplody!)
lolol, Pantheon_Secrets NEEDS to exist.
March 3, 2008 11:12 AM
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
I think the cosmic purpose of the entire Freetheelves2 wank was just to lead me on the path to see that macro set.
March 3, 2008 2:38 PM
Fate works in mysterious ways, huh. XD Oh, Elfy, you make fandom such a joyous place! (For the most part. Except when it's too much and I feel like puking.)
March 3, 2008 8:07 PM